Dad Jokes

12 Cookies containing some of our favourite dad jokes. They're so bad, they're actually good.
 
1. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y
 
2. What do you call someone else's cheese? Nacho cheese
 
3. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I was fired because I took a couple days off
 
4. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
 
5. How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, Ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it"
 
6. What's Forest Gump's password? -OneForestOne-
 
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
 
8. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them
 
9. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut
 
10. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted
 
11. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie
 
12. What does an annoying pepper do? It gets Jalapeno face
 
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