Wise Words Of Wisdom

12 Cookies containing messages relating to wise words of wisdom
 
1. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn 
 
2. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you
 
3. If you want to slap someone, do it. Just be sure to say "mosquito" after
 
4. If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same, just say "I love YouTube" really fast
 
5. Only trust people who like big butts…They cannot lie
 
6. Every Pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
 
7. Laying on the couch is not a yoga pose.
 
8. Bartenders are just like pharmacists with limited inventory
 
9. Don't grow up, it's a trap!
 
10. You are NOT the father
 
11. You've just been selected for the Hunger Games
 
12. Don't piss off your hairstylist...EVER!
 
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