{"product_id":"dad-jokes-fortune-cookies","title":"Dad Jokes Fortune Cookies","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"408\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"340\"\u003eBuy more \u0026amp; save:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"343\"\u003eBuy 4+ boxes and get $5 off each — mix and match any themed sets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"413\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"548\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eA collection of classic, pun-filled dad jokes that are guaranteed to make people \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003elaugh, groan, and immediately grab another cookie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"553\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"588\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eExample messages may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"647\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTwo peanuts were walking down the street. One was \"a salted\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"732\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"738\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"807\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon't sweat the petty stuff; don't pet the sweaty stuff\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"813\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"844\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd many more inside every box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"1010\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach box includes a curated mix of messages from our growing fortune library — designed to surprise, entertain, and trigger equal parts laughter and eye-rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1163\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRather than receiving a fixed set of repeated messages, every dozen features a rotating selection that keeps each cookie fun, fresh, and unpredictable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1242\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePerfect for sharing, gifting, or bringing a little extra humor to any moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1351\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach dozen includes a variety of messages selected from this theme and may differ slightly from box to box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1496\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach cookie is handmade using our custom recipe, creating a crisp, buttery flavor that’s a noticeable upgrade from traditional fortune cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44872834678893,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/8709\/2333\/files\/Web-DadJokeswrating_1.png?v=1776383884","url":"https:\/\/darkhorsefortunecookies.com\/products\/dad-jokes-fortune-cookies","provider":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}