{"product_id":"random-advice-fortune-cookies","title":"Random Advice Fortune Cookies","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1093\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1005\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eBuy more \u0026amp; save:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003eBuy 4+ boxes and get $5 off each — mix and match any themed sets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1244\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eA collection of strange, witty, and unexpectedly useful (or completely useless) advice — all hidden inside a perfectly baked fortune cookie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1249\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1284\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003eExample messages may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1350\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEven if you were cloned, you'd still be the better looking one\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1421\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe early bird gets the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1513\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou will wake up early in order to decide not to go to the gym and sleep in instead\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1550\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd many more inside every box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1711\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach box includes a curated mix of messages from our growing fortune library — designed to surprise, amuse, and occasionally make you question everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1713\" data-end=\"1872\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRather than receiving a fixed set of repeated messages, every dozen features a rotating selection that keeps each cookie fresh, unpredictable, and fun to open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1960\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePerfect for sharing, gifting, or adding a little unexpected personality to any moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"2069\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach dozen includes a variety of messages selected from this theme and may differ slightly from box to box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2071\" data-end=\"2214\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach cookie is handmade using our custom recipe, creating a crisp, buttery flavor that’s a noticeable upgrade from traditional fortune cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44872439464045,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/8709\/2333\/files\/Web-RandomAdvice-wRating_2.png?v=1776383856","url":"https:\/\/darkhorsefortunecookies.com\/products\/random-advice-fortune-cookies","provider":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}