{"product_id":"savage-insults-fortune-cookies","title":"Savage Insults Fortune Cookies","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"903\" data-start=\"786\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"903\" data-start=\"786\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"1040\" data-start=\"1020\"\u003eBuy more \u0026amp; save:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1043\" data-start=\"1040\"\u003eBuy 4+ boxes and get $5 off each — mix and match any themed sets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1113\" data-start=\"1110\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"903\" data-start=\"786\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"903\" data-start=\"786\"\u003eA collection of unfiltered, aggressive, and laugh-out-loud insult-style messages that hit hard and get reactions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"908\" data-start=\"905\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1013\" data-start=\"910\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"913\"\u003eMature content. Not suitable for all audiences.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"967\" data-start=\"964\"\u003eBest enjoyed with friends who can take a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1113\" data-start=\"1110\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1148\" data-start=\"1115\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1148\" data-start=\"1115\"\u003eExample messages may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1233\" data-start=\"1150\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1239\" data-start=\"1234\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1310\" data-start=\"1240\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1316\" data-start=\"1311\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1400\" data-start=\"1317\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere is a glass full of \"Shut the fuck up\" on the table, why don't you have some\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1406\" data-start=\"1401\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1437\" data-start=\"1407\"\u003eAnd many more inside every box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1442\" data-start=\"1439\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1569\" data-start=\"1444\"\u003eEach box includes a curated mix of messages from our growing fortune library — designed to shock, amuse, and spark reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1738\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eRather than receiving a fixed set of repeated messages, every dozen features a rotating selection that keeps each cookie bold, unpredictable, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1881\" data-start=\"1740\"\u003ePerfect for friends who can take a joke, parties that don’t take themselves too seriously, and anyone who prefers their humor with no filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"1990\" data-start=\"1883\"\u003eEach dozen includes a variety of messages selected from this theme and may differ slightly from box to box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-end=\"2135\" data-start=\"1992\"\u003eEach cookie is handmade using our custom recipe, creating a crisp, buttery flavor that’s a noticeable upgrade from traditional fortune cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44875009851501,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/8709\/2333\/files\/Web-SavageInsultswrating.png?v=1776383559","url":"https:\/\/darkhorsefortunecookies.com\/products\/savage-insults-fortune-cookies","provider":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}