{"product_id":"wise-words-of-wisdom-fortune-cookies","title":"Wise Words of Wisdom Fortune Cookies","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"902\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eBuy more \u0026amp; save:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eBuy 4+ boxes and get $5 off each — mix and match any themed sets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"907\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1032\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003eA chaotic collection of witty, absurd, and laugh-out-loud fortune cookie messages that make every cookie worth opening.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1072\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eExample messages may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1142\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1148\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1211\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNever buy anything from a person who starts off with \"pssst\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1212\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1257\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLaying on the couch isn't a yoga pose\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1264\" data-end=\"1294\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAnd many more inside every box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1296\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1301\" data-end=\"1450\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach box includes a curated mix of messages from our growing fortune library — designed to surprise, entertain, and keep people coming back for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1616\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eRather than receiving a fixed set of repeated messages, every dozen features a rotating selection that makes each cookie feel fresh, unpredictable, and fun to open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1618\" data-end=\"1700\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePerfect for sharing, gifting, or bringing a little unexpected humor to any moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1702\" data-end=\"1809\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach dozen includes a variety of messages selected from this theme and may differ slightly from box to box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1811\" data-end=\"1954\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEach cookie is handmade using our custom recipe, creating a crisp, buttery flavor that’s a noticeable upgrade from traditional fortune cookies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44872138489965,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/8709\/2333\/files\/Web-WWOWwrating.png?v=1776383915","url":"https:\/\/darkhorsefortunecookies.com\/products\/wise-words-of-wisdom-fortune-cookies","provider":"Dark Horse Fortune Cookies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}