Dad Jokes Fortune Cookies

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Buy 4+ boxes and get $5 off each — mix and match any themed sets.

A collection of classic, pun-filled dad jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh, groan, and immediately grab another cookie.

Example messages may include:

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was "a salted"

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

Don't sweat the petty stuff; don't pet the sweaty stuff

And many more inside every box

Each box includes a curated mix of messages from our growing fortune library — designed to surprise, entertain, and trigger equal parts laughter and eye-rolls.

Rather than receiving a fixed set of repeated messages, every dozen features a rotating selection that keeps each cookie fun, fresh, and unpredictable.

Perfect for sharing, gifting, or bringing a little extra humor to any moment.

Each dozen includes a variety of messages selected from this theme and may differ slightly from box to box.

Each cookie is handmade using our custom recipe, creating a crisp, buttery flavor that’s a noticeable upgrade from traditional fortune cookies.